Giant steak!
Holy cow. And I literally mean, holy cow.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!
That’s really funny. Because I said “cow.” Get it?
09.Jul.08 
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Comically Large Things
Because sometimes, size matters.
This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!Giant soccer players!
Holy crap. These guys are huddling up and getting ready to kick some stuff! If I were a round, black-and-white ball, I’d be totally piddling myself right now.
Do soccer balls piddle? I’ve never thought of that until just now, but it’s an interesting philosophical question. Like whether or not fish drink their own pee. Yeah, it’s exactly like that.
09.Jul.08 People, Rear ends Comments (0)
Giant pie!
I like big pies and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny! When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big pie …
Oh, never mind. This looks like they’re not even trying. If somebody doesn’t cover that thing up with some tissue paper or cling-wrap or something, the crust is gonna go totally stale. Then nobody’s gonna want it, I don’t care how much back it has. Take care of your baked goods, people!
24.Jun.08 Food Comments (0)
Giant hat!
Laugh all you want, suckers - this lady is probably smarter than all of us. You see, that hat is made of a special metal alloy that blocks the theta waves that are raining down on us every day from the space elevators. The theta waves were an unintended consequence of a benevolent technology gone horribly wrong, of course, and sometimes it falls to the people to find their own solutions.
This lady found a solution, and her mind is now safe. Plus, she looks snazzy. Who’s laughing now?
24.Jun.08 Divine hammer, Hats, People Comments (0)
