
Hello girls! Here we have some nice folks using crayons that are ill-suited for writing or coloring. They’re just too big! If you have to use both hands to manipulate the writing instrument, you don’t have a hand free to hold the paper or coloring book in place. That means the paper or the book is gonna go sliding all over the place. A recipe for frustration. Coloring is supposed to be fun!
22.Jan.08
Office supplies, Pencils, Toys
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Holy crap, look at the size of this hose! Unbelievable. You know what would be totally bitchin’ camaro, is if you had a proportionately large sprinkler - one of those that spins around? No, wait, wait EVEN BETTER! A slip-and-slide thing big enough to accommodate the flow of water this sucker puts out! I think I’d probably be too scared to use it, now that I think about it.
22.Jan.08
Appliances, Toys
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Mall owners need to be more diligent about the kinds of things they allow within their space. Look at this irresponsibility, for instance - a scientifically impossible horse, trying to make off with a nice family of shoppers! Somebody is going to lose their job in front of this, I tell you.
04.Jan.08
Animals, Divine hammer, Toys
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I hate to get all political, but this is yet another instance of the dangers of cut-rate, imported toys. Here we see a stuffed animal - a nice little doggy, yes? - attacking a young girl who was foolhardy enough to cuddle with it. Mercury is great for thermometers, people, but it’s not good for the water supply. Watch what you’re doing, and check the labels on the toys you’re buying!
30.Nov.07
Animals, People, Toys
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