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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant pair of lips, smoking a cigar!

Wonder what this store sells. Lipstick? Costume jewelry? Model airplane glue and paint? Cigars? I dunno. But that’s a heckuva cigar, I’ll tell you that, and it looks like the lips are saying something. Can’t make it out, though.

24.Mar.08 Office supplies, Toys Comments (0)

Giant gnome!

We had gnomes on my lawn when I was a kid. Mom thought they were cute, and dad was indifferent. Not me, though, because I knew what those things were up to. I watched them from my bedroom window at night, when everybody else in the house was asleep … and the gnomes thought I was too, because I could see them switching positions. So we’d get up in the morning and everybody noticed that the one with the red hat was now standing where the one with the blue hat was yesterday - but nobody said a thing. It created a rift, a silence, which in time would tear our family apart. I hate those damned gnomes.

Also, hello ladies!

22.Feb.08 Animals, Robots, Toys Comments (0)

Giant playing cards!

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away and know when to say “hey, bra, you think we could get some normal playing cards in time for next month’s game? Seriously. And Deke, leave the fish tank alone. C’mon. Leave the fish alone.”

20.Feb.08 Toys Comments (0)

Giant crayons!

Hello girls! Here we have some nice folks using crayons that are ill-suited for writing or coloring. They’re just too big! If you have to use both hands to manipulate the writing instrument, you don’t have a hand free to hold the paper or coloring book in place. That means the paper or the book is gonna go sliding all over the place. A recipe for frustration. Coloring is supposed to be fun!

22.Jan.08 Office supplies, Pencils, Toys Comment (1)