Giant golf clubs!
What’s the only thing better than a round of golf? A round of golf with clubs that don’t make any sense! Now you can spoil a good walk in big-time style.
05.Sep.07 
Sports 
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Comically Large Things
Because sometimes, size matters.
This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!Giant sandwich on a football field!
I’ve always heard that Australian rules football is different from ours, but I had no idea just how different it is. Turns out they don’t use a regular football but a giant inflatable sandwich. Let me tell you, it changes the whole dynamic of the game! For one thing, you can’t just have a single quarterback, because it takes two people to hold the ball. And they have to have some extraordinary upper body strength in order to throw it.
It does make for a very exciting game, though, if only for the spectacular nature of sacks. That plus the end-zone dance is so visually stimulating, it is almost pornographic.
04.Sep.07 Food, People, Sports Comment (1)
Giant butt plug!
“Here’s to good friends … tonight is kinda special!” Nothing sets off good times among a bunch of guys like a frighteningly large butt plug, the kind designed for horse owners. Get some of your broughams together, pop open some Pabst BR’s, fire up the Widespread Panic channel on the satellite radio, and pass around the butt plug. It just doesn’t get any better than this.
03.Sep.07 Divine hammer, People, Rear ends, Sports Comment (1)
Giant baseball bat!
This is a hometown favorite here in Louisville, and I must confess a real soft spot for it. That said, I harbor a fear about this thing, and that is that some day scientists will accidentally spill something in a laboratory and a monstrously tall Buford Pusser will result. And then our ass is grass.
19.Aug.07 Office supplies, Sports Comment (1)
