Not long ago, I decided to watch a soccer game to see what all the fuss was about. You know what happened? Not much, that’s what. Guys ran back and forth for an hour, nobody scored, and then it ended. In a tie. What? A tie? Where do you think you’re going? Keep playing until somebody wins! I thought this was a sport, not Scrabble! Why couldn’t a nice pair of giant female legs have walked into that game, huh?
01.Nov.07 
Divine hammer, People, Sports 
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COUPLES SKATE! It is on. You tell me - is there anything hotter than a good-looking blonde, skating backwards while Foreigner’s “Double Vision” is pumping? Hell no there isn’t, and you’re wrong if you say there is. Just imagine the hotness coming off of a blonde skating backwards in this thing! Only problem: we’d need to find a second skate, as well as a sufficiently large blonde.
26.Sep.07 Shoes, Sports Comment (1)
This little lady’s got the right idea. Frankly, I need one of those big ol’ sweatbands for when I’m rocking the Dance Dance Revolution. You should see the sweat I generate when rocking the DDR. It’s insane the amount of fluid that comes flying off of me. But it’s good times, you know? That’s how it is when you’ve got a mind to rhyme and two hype feet.
10.Sep.07 Hats, Sports Comment (1)
You know what my first thought was when I saw this? “Resident Evil would totally kick ass on this!” Yeah, but of course, then I realized the error of my thinking - there’s no way you could get Resident Evil to run on an Atari 2600. I don’t care who you are, that’s not gonna happen! I guess I would settle for “Combat.” Or “Air-Sea Battle.”
05.Sep.07 Robots, Sports Comment (1)
