COUPLES SKATE! It is on. You tell me - is there anything hotter than a good-looking blonde, skating backwards while Foreigner’s “Double Vision” is pumping? Hell no there isn’t, and you’re wrong if you say there is. Just imagine the hotness coming off of a blonde skating backwards in this thing! Only problem: we’d need to find a second skate, as well as a sufficiently large blonde.
26.Sep.07 
Shoes, Sports 
Comment (1)
Red shoes are sexy. High heels are sexy. Red heels, therefore, are doubly sexy. And yet, giant red high heels stuck to the side of a building? More disquieting than sexy. Something about this gives a man more of a sense of proportion than he is comfortable with. It’s perspective, yes, but too much.
17.Sep.07 Shoes Comment (1)
My aunt Gladys used to have some shoes just like this. And now that I think about it, her feet kinda looked like this when she wore them, too. Gladys was a special lady, but she had issues of her own.
10.Sep.07 Shoes Comment (1)
Man, look at them footie things. They’re huge! I hope this nice young lady doesn’t trip on her way out of the store. You know, it begs the question of whether store owners need to consider things like this when planning their liability insurance coverage - does their policy cover things like patrons wearing dangerously large footwear? If she were to fall and injure herself in this store, who would be liable - her? the store? the manufacturer of the booties? All questions well worth asking; no easy answers here.
05.Sep.07 People, Shoes Comment (1)
