
Take notice, people – this is what the future looks like if we don’t change our ways. Galactus Panopticon, the great ruler of the fearsome Titanicus tribe, pays a rare visit to earth here, and a few lucky people were witness to the event. Galactus even allowed this photo to be taken, something he doesn’t usually do. The message remains clear: Stop being annoying, human race, or the age of the robots will begin!

You know what my first thought was when I saw this? “Resident Evil would totally kick ass on this!” Yeah, but of course, then I realized the error of my thinking – there’s no way you could get Resident Evil to run on an Atari 2600. I don’t care who you are, that’s not gonna happen! I guess I would settle for “Combat.” Or “Air-Sea Battle.”

CRAP! That’s a giant Dracula, and that poor guy is courting disaster! What does he think is going to happen here? Come on, buddy, move! That’s Dracula!
On the other hand, those are some nice looking pumpkins. Nice color, consistency. Good year for those!

I think I would have a very hard time living near this snowman (St. Paul, Minn.), because I wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about the Burl Ives snowman in that one Christmas show. I’d keep expecting it to come to life and shimmy across the field toward my house. That would scare the crap out of me.

Holy crap! Not only did this girl get a giant check, but it was presented to her by a robot Pope! THERE’S NO POSSIBLE FRAME OF REFERENCE FOR THIS KIND OF THING!