HELLLLLOOO LADIES! Nice looking jacket there. You pair that with a nice pair of stone-washed, baggy-fit jeans, and you’ve got yourself a look!
I do wonder what this thing costs, though. The economies of scale dictate that the smaller the audience for a given item, the more it must cost. Simple supply and demand, invisible hand and all that. So I’m guessing this thing must be very expensive, relative to other denim jackets of comparable quality, simply because there are probably only a small handful of guys that could fit it. So, on the whole, I probably can’t afford it.
17.Jun.08 
People, Robots 
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We had gnomes on my lawn when I was a kid. Mom thought they were cute, and dad was indifferent. Not me, though, because I knew what those things were up to. I watched them from my bedroom window at night, when everybody else in the house was asleep … and the gnomes thought I was too, because I could see them switching positions. So we’d get up in the morning and everybody noticed that the one with the red hat was now standing where the one with the blue hat was yesterday - but nobody said a thing. It created a rift, a silence, which in time would tear our family apart. I hate those damned gnomes.
Also, hello ladies!
22.Feb.08 Animals, Robots, Toys Comments (0)
Stacy and Clinton would have a field day with this! That shade of green is all wrong - ALL WRONG I TELL YOU - for see-through. And where’s the clean line? There isn’t one. Plus, those bottom pockets are way disproportionate with the top ones. If you wear this, people are going to stare at you - and not in a good way, honey.
15.Feb.08 Office supplies, Robots Comments (0)
Take notice, people - this is what the future looks like if we don’t change our ways. Galactus Panopticon, the great ruler of the fearsome Titanicus tribe, pays a rare visit to earth here, and a few lucky people were witness to the event. Galactus even allowed this photo to be taken, something he doesn’t usually do. The message remains clear: Stop being annoying, human race, or the age of the robots will begin!
22.Oct.07 Divine hammer, Robots Comment (1)
You know what my first thought was when I saw this? “Resident Evil would totally kick ass on this!” Yeah, but of course, then I realized the error of my thinking - there’s no way you could get Resident Evil to run on an Atari 2600. I don’t care who you are, that’s not gonna happen! I guess I would settle for “Combat.” Or “Air-Sea Battle.”
05.Sep.07 Robots, Sports Comment (1)
CRAP! That’s a giant Dracula, and that poor guy is courting disaster! What does he think is going to happen here? Come on, buddy, move! That’s Dracula!
On the other hand, those are some nice looking pumpkins. Nice color, consistency. Good year for those!
28.Aug.07 Divine hammer, Food, Robots Comment (1)
I think I would have a very hard time living near this snowman (St. Paul, Minn.), because I wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about the Burl Ives snowman in that one Christmas show. I’d keep expecting it to come to life and shimmy across the field toward my house. That would scare the crap out of me.
19.Aug.07 Animals, Divine hammer, Robots Comments (2)
Holy crap! Not only did this girl get a giant check, but it was presented to her by a robot Pope! THERE’S NO POSSIBLE FRAME OF REFERENCE FOR THIS KIND OF THING!
08.Aug.07 Checks, Robots Comment (1)
