Man, could I use a nap. And I’d totally take one on this freakish couch, a couch that stands no chance of making it into any but the largest of homes. I think even if I took my front door off its hinges, I still wouldn’t be able to get this thing in. But that’s okay, because the powder blue color wouldn’t go with any of my other stuff.
This is an exaggerated cow rear end, as rendered in some sort of plastic. Let me caution you, in case you are thinking about purchasing one of these: if you place it in your yard, neighbors will say unkind things about you. Better to have a dedicated truck trailer for it, as these people have. That way it can travel with you.
According to Jenna Rinaldi, who was kind enough to send this gem in, this is a duplicate of the large butts used in Sir Mix-A-Lot’s legendary “Baby Got Back” video. I know I like this, and I cannot deny.
Our fervent hope is that the now-thriving industry of rent-a-bouncy-house will take notice of this thing and learn: You don’t have to limit yourself to giant Scooby Doos and Hulks and basketball courts. There are so many beautiful things in nature that you can emulate with ridiculous amounts of plastic and a big honkin’ blower. Pay attention.