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Giant butt, small girl!

{ Posted on Feb 18 2009 by admin }
Categories : Animals, Rear ends

Impossible to tell from this angle what kind of animal that is, but I’m guessing a bull. Like one of those Merrill Lynch bulls. You know, the one in the Bugs Bunny cartoon about the bull fighter, where he swallows the rifle and then can shoot bullets out his horn by swinging his tail? That one. That’s what I bet this animal looks like.

Also: A warm welcome to the latest batch of pervs arriving via Google!

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Giant soccer players!

{ Posted on Jul 09 2008 by admin }
Categories : People, Rear ends

Holy crap. These guys are huddling up and getting ready to kick some stuff! If I were a round, black-and-white ball, I’d be totally piddling myself right now.

Do soccer balls piddle? I’ve never thought of that until just now, but it’s an interesting philosophical question. Like whether or not fish drink their own pee. Yeah, it’s exactly like that.

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Giant bong, behaving inappropriately with a nun!

{ Posted on Jun 24 2008 by admin }
Categories : People, Rear ends

I got nothin’. Damned kids these days.

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Giant toilet!

{ Posted on May 28 2008 by admin }
Categories : Appliances, Rear ends

Ahhhh hahahahahaha …. hahahaha … toilet!

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Giant pants!

{ Posted on May 28 2008 by admin }
Categories : People, Rear ends

Hey, check it out – I just made up another song! Sing this one to the tune of “No Air” by Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown:

Tell me how’m I s’posed to breath with no pants / Ain’t you gonna see me with big pants / Tried to wear ‘em to school but they kept falling down / Ooooohhh, no pants / Ooooohhh, big pants.

BIG PANTS, BIG PANTS!

That’s the greatest song in the world. Except the high note makes my throat hurt. I always sing it way too loud, and then regret it.

(Also: Helllloo ladies!)

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Giant pink butt!

{ Posted on May 22 2008 by admin }
Categories : Divine hammer, People, Rear ends

I’m at a loss for words. Truly. My heart aches with the magnificence of this. I have but this to offer: HELLLLOOOO LADIES!

(Get it? I have “but” this? AAAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic.)

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Giant butt!

{ Posted on Nov 23 2007 by admin }
Categories : Rear ends

“Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette / smoke, smoke, smoke and if you smoke yourself to death / Tell St. Peter at the golden gate, that he’s gonna have to wait / ’cause you’ve just gotta have another 20-foot-tall cigarette.”

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