These girls are having a fun day at the beach – that’s awesome! And they’ve brought some freakishly large thingie with them. Not sure what it is, but it looks like one of those old-style bug sprayer things - you know, the kind in the old Warner Brothers cartoons, the long red things that had the little canisters hanging off of them? And you’d pump the thing and the stuff would spray out of the end? I think that’s what this is. These girls obviously know how to partay.
This is a giant wallet. You really need a giant wallet if you want to carry enough cash to pay for gasoline, you know? At today’s prices, who can afford to drive? Am I right, people, or what?
This is a nice touch – the hotel offers free computer use for its guests – but I think they made a mistake when they chose one huge computer rather than a bunch of regular-sized ones. Sure, maybe they saved a little bit of money, but the trade-off is serious – very few people will be able to actually use this thing, owing to the fact that the keyboard is suspended in mid-air and will require a fair amount of physical acumen to reach. It’s also completely unaccessible to people with disabilities, unless they’ve got some sort of lift system that I can’t discern in this photo.
Then there’s the matter of the operating system – is that Linux? Big mistake for a hospitality provider. Most consumers are familiar with Windows and Windows only. Bonus geek points, but still, not a wise choice here.
Finally, they’ve installed it near the swimming pool. What if that thing falls in? God help us all.
Frankly, friends, I have my doubts about this one. The more I look at it, the more I come to believe it’s a normal-sized picture frame, and that the people in it and the background behind it are intricately detailed miniatures. Because think about it – who would ever bother to manufacture a picture frame as large as the one implied here? You’re never gonna find a print big enough to fill it, so what’s the point? I ask you, what’s the point?
Here’s an example of designers that are too far removed from the audiences they are supposed to serve. Be frank – how many office workers have desks large enough to facilitate this phone? Only the most top-level executives, I would think, and few of them have the upper body strength needed to lift this receiver. And besides, they have people that make their calls for them. So who is the audience for this? Impractical!
Oh yeah! Happy girl writing with a giant pen! Totally speaks for itself! ROCK ON!
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Heck yeah you are – somewhere close, there’s a frighteningly large baby whose titanic diaper is about to fall down! Let’s all hope against hope that said baby hasn’t yet soiled the diaper, otherwise the poor citizens of this town are in for some stink!