Comically Large Things

Is there anything better than having somebody put a giant hat on you and sing to you? If there is, I haven’t discovered it yet. This particular hat is a strange choice for a birthday party, but when it’s your birthday you get to make the rules, I guess. One time on my birthday they gave me a hat that had a little space on the brim to hold a basket of chips, and another thing around on the other side that held salsa. That was the best birthday hat in the whole history of the world.

This little fella has got it right – he’s got the giant foam hand, plus a hat that will turn heads on the street! Way to go, young man. Clearly the yellow and gold motif is meant to represent some sports team, I believe.

Look at the giant hat on this guy! This is ridiculous! Nobody wears a hat that big.