Hey, I just made up another song. Sing this one to the tune of “Beautiful Soul” by Jesse McCartney:
I don’t want another giant hat / I don’t need anyone to hold me / I don’t want another giant hat / because I’m scared there might be some kind of parasitic thing inside that will go into my ear canal like the thing in “Star Trek II” and eat my brains!
03.Dec.07 
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Frosted Lucky Charms … they’ll scare the crap out of you! This guy looks like he’s actually trying to pick up a girl wearing a giant leprechaun head. That says something about the man’s confidence. He’s got some. What he doesn’t have is a sense of either discretion or proportion. I wonder if that’s a homemade leprechaun head or if he bought it somewhere? I looked on Amazon, but didn’t see any.
24.Sep.07 Hats, People Comments (3)
This little lady’s got the right idea. Frankly, I need one of those big ol’ sweatbands for when I’m rocking the Dance Dance Revolution. You should see the sweat I generate when rocking the DDR. It’s insane the amount of fluid that comes flying off of me. But it’s good times, you know? That’s how it is when you’ve got a mind to rhyme and two hype feet.
10.Sep.07 Hats, Sports Comment (1)
Is there anything better than having somebody put a giant hat on you and sing to you? If there is, I haven’t discovered it yet. This particular hat is a strange choice for a birthday party, but when it’s your birthday you get to make the rules, I guess. One time on my birthday they gave me a hat that had a little space on the brim to hold a basket of chips, and another thing around on the other side that held salsa. That was the best birthday hat in the whole history of the world.
07.Sep.07 Food, Hats, People Comment (1)
