I really enjoy typing the phrase “giant shrimp,” because it’s inherently contradictory. It’s like saying “tiny behemoth” or “interesting game of golf” - by it’s very nature and definition, simply not possible. But this giant shrimp defies convention right out of the gate, namely by wearing a ten-gallon hat and carrying a firearm! Nobody better screw around with ol’ Deputy Cocktail Sauce here. Because he’s packing. Nice bandana, too.
21.Mar.08 
Animals, Food, Hats 
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Let the good times roll! Exquisitely trimmed and groomed beards/mustaches, elegant clothes, world-class chapeaus. And a bottle of something. This, my friends, is living!
27.Jan.08 Hats, People Comment (1)
Man, I really want to comment on this hat. And I really want to say “Hellllooo ladies!” But I can’t concentrate because of that damned tattoo. Just look at that! Can you imagine how bad that must have hurt! It’s right there on the ticklish bit! JEEZ! Makes me itch just thinking about it. Still, very nice, large hat.
03.Dec.07 Hats Comment (1)
Hey, I just made up another song. Sing this one to the tune of “Beautiful Soul” by Jesse McCartney:
I don’t want another giant hat / I don’t need anyone to hold me / I don’t want another giant hat / because I’m scared there might be some kind of parasitic thing inside that will go into my ear canal like the thing in “Star Trek II” and eat my brains!
03.Dec.07 Hats Comment (1)
