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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant hat AND foam “we’re no. 1″ hand!

This little fella has got it right - he’s got the giant foam hand, plus a hat that will turn heads on the street! Way to go, young man. Clearly the yellow and gold motif is meant to represent some sports team, I believe.

29.Aug.07 Hands, Hats, People Comment (1)

Giant dude!

What has science wrought? This unnaturally large man, no doubt the result of some spilled petri dish somewhere, is terrorizing two perfectly nice little guys. And I’ll just guarantee you that he’s gonna knock some stuff over too, and probably break some collectibles. This is why we can’t have nice things. Too many giants.

21.Aug.07 Divine hammer, Hands, People Comment (1)

Giant biscuit sandwich!

File this one under missed opportunities. We begin with a giant biscuit - and a nice looking one at that. But then, the assembler of this sandwich decides to get frugal at exactly the wrong time - one slice of ham? What the hell, dude? A biscuit of this size needs at least three slices. And unless I’m missing something, there’s no cheese on there. Get it together.

20.Aug.07 Food, Hands Comments (3)

Giant hand!

AAAUUUUGGHH! God is angry with us! Witness, friends, the giant hand that is tippie-toeing through this peaceful village. Notice that the villagers themselves are smart enough to flee - they’re all inside! Are you smart enough to get out of the way of the giant hand?

(Also, please notice the stylish watch the giant hand is wearing. Very nice.)

15.Aug.07 Divine hammer, Hands, Watches Comment (1)