Lady, look out! Two monstrous hands are extracting themselves from terra firma, and they’re slouching toward you! Start running now and you might stand a chance! Gaia has had all she is going to take of humanity, I suppose, and you, dear girl, stand poised to receive her wrath … RUN!
23.Nov.07 
Divine hammer, Hands 
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Who’s number one? WE’RE NUMBER ONE! Damn straight. And this lovely young lady has latched onto one of the great unspoken secrets of awesomeness - you take your rockin’ to a whole ‘nother place when you match your shirt with your giant foam hand. Color coordination tells your momma like it is!
04.Oct.07 Hands, People Comment (1)
I don’t really know what I want to say about this. I know what Dr. Freud would say - or at least I think I do. But sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog, you know? Maybe the faithful readers can make sense of this in the comments.
07.Sep.07 Hands, Noses, People, Rear ends Comment (1)
These people need to call a service. There’s a giant hand crawling down their wall! It’s something they need to act on right away, too, because it looks like they’ve got some nice cherry-wood furniture. You don’t screw around with stuff like giant hands, because they love crushing stuff. Seriously, you might think you’re saving money by treating this kind of thing yourself with some bottle of spray you bought at Home Depot, but there are some things where you just want a professional involved. This is one of them.
06.Sep.07 Appliances, Hands Comment (1)
