Holy crap! Or should I say, holy carp! BWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually, carp are seldom used for fish and chips. It’s usually haddock or cod or something like that. But still. Holy carp!
Sing it with me now: C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me … cookie cookie cookie starts with I can’t wait to eat this whole thing in like 2 bites, stomach ache be damned!
I’ve always heard people talk about the “big apple,” and they do so in such reverential tones. Like it’s some life-changing thing, something worth traveling around the world to be a part of. They talk about it like it’s an integral part of who they are, no matter where they go.
I gotta say, though, I’m not that impressed. Big deal, I say.
Holy cow. And I literally mean, holy cow.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!
That’s really funny. Because I said “cow.” Get it?
I like big pies and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny! When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big pie …
Oh, never mind. This looks like they’re not even trying. If somebody doesn’t cover that thing up with some tissue paper or cling-wrap or something, the crust is gonna go totally stale. Then nobody’s gonna want it, I don’t care how much back it has. Take care of your baked goods, people!
Heck yeah! Let’s get this party started! Let me just climb up on top of this big ol’ can of Bud and pop the top … hang on, hold that side of it … let me get my grip first, it’s all sweaty and wet … dude, hold it tight, TIGHT, I SAID …
DAMMIT! I fell off the can.
I had some sushi last week for lunch. Tasted great, but it really upset my stomach – I was John Q. Bathroom for days, I tell you. You gotta watch out for the sushi, because when it’s good it’s good, but when it’s bad it will jack you straight up.
As for this maki roll here, well, it just looks sloppy to me. It hasn’t been sliced and plated, for one thing, but beyond that it looks like the ingredients are all out of proportion. And am I missing something, or is there no wasabi in there? Amateurs.