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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant cat, about to eat two sheep!

Here kitty kitty …. heeeeeerrrreee kitty kitty …. AAAAUUUGGGGGHHHH! What the heck happened to this thing? Cute little fluffy guy has turned into a monster by anybody’s account!

That said, this kitty does have a rather regal look about him. I attribute it to the tufts of billowy fur around his neck - rather Shakespearean, don’t you think? If this were my comically large kitty, I’d name him Sir Paddington Cadbury III. And I’d make him a litter box out of old Crown Royal bags.

07.May.08 Animals, Divine hammer Comment (1)

Giant ant, carrying giant sugar cube!

Holy crap. Look at this ant! You can get some perspective on just how big this thing is by comparing it to the girl on the bike off to the lef- …

OMIGOD! GIRL, GET OUT OF THE WAY! What are you doing riding your bike in front of a killer ant! He’s hopped up on that giant sugar-lick of his - get out of the way!

14.Apr.08 Animals, Divine hammer Comments (0)

Giant coffee cup, about to tump over!

AHHHHHHGGGHHGHH! EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE WAY! There’s a freakishly large cup of coffee up there, and it’s about to tump over, spilling god-knows-how-much scalding hot liquid on whomever is below! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!

And yes, “tump” is a word. It’s an intransitive verb, meaning “to fall over.” I totally looked it up.

03.Apr.08 Appliances, Divine hammer Comments (4)

Giant lady, with tiny dude and dog coming out of her cell phone!

This is either a huge lady, or a little bitty guy and his dog. I’m thinking it’s the former. Very large. Looks like she’s relaxed, too. Laid back, with her mind on her money and her money on her mind.

03.Apr.08 Animals, Divine hammer, People Comments (0)