Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant fork!

Man, look at this fork! It’s almost unsightly, it’s so big. Impractical. Well, it’s impractical if you’re using it to eat, I suppose, but it’s probably pretty great at serving up food on to the plate. Looks like that’s what’s going on here.

But you know what? Despite my previous trepidation, I’d still like to give it a shot - you know, dipping this thing into a big Rubbermaid tub full of macaroni and cheese and pulling myself out a horse-sized bite. That would be gooder than hell!

07.Feb.08 Appliances, Food Comments (0)

Giant cheese slicer!

Let me tell you something - if you put one of these in your kitchen or living room, you’re just asking for trouble. Look at the size of that blade - exposed, with no sort of safety mechanism! Trouble. That’s all this is. And I much prefer the rustic sorts of edges you get when you break cheese by hand, anyway. (Please note: I have successfully gone this entire time without a fart joke. Hooray for me!)

27.Jan.08 Appliances, Food Comments (0)

Giant hose!

Holy crap, look at the size of this hose! Unbelievable. You know what would be totally bitchin’ camaro, is if you had a proportionately large sprinkler - one of those that spins around? No, wait, wait EVEN BETTER! A slip-and-slide thing big enough to accommodate the flow of water this sucker puts out! I think I’d probably be too scared to use it, now that I think about it.

22.Jan.08 Appliances, Toys Comments (0)