Giant burger!
Posted on August 26th, 2010 in Food | No Comments »
Now this is a burger I can get behind. And by “get behind,” I literally mean stand behind it and YOU CAN’T SEE ME AMIRITE PEOPLE!
(drops microphone, walks off stage)
Archive for August, 2010
Giant rubber duckie!
Posted on August 26th, 2010 in Animals, Toys | No Comments »
Rubber duckie, you’re the one! You make running in fear for my life so much fun!
Giant PSP!
Posted on August 26th, 2010 in Office supplies, Robots | No Comments »
Equal parts brilliant and stupid, this one is. Brilliant: Giant Sony PSP, which must just have amazing resolution on a screen that size. Stupid: They put it UP IN THE AIR WHERE YOU CAN’T REACH THE BUTTONS.
I guess you could rent one of those cherry-picker tree things to play it, but who’s gonna bother with that? Dumb.
Giant rose, with girl!
Posted on August 26th, 2010 in Divine hammer, People | No Comments »
See, this just makes all of us guys look bad. We go out of our way to stop at Kroger on the way home and get you flowers. And we don’t even get the sorry-ass $3.99 bouquet. No, we opt for the $9.99 one, because it’s nicer and has some of that frilly white stuff in it and you know, you’re worth it, honey.
But then some jerk face comes along and buys his girl THIS giant thing, and we all look like tools. Thanks a lot, jerk face!
Also: HELLLLLOOOO LADIES!