Smile while you can, people. Once you get to the bank and try to deposit that, and the girl behind the counter informs you that there’s $5 convenience fee for depositing a comically large check, you won’t be so smiley then, will you? No, probably not.

Well, maybe you will. Five bucks isn’t that much when we’re talking about ten grand, and honestly, it’s a pretty fair price for the service, given how much work it creates for the bank. Never mind.