OMIGOD look at the size of this donut! Looks really good, especially with the nice marbling of the sugar. A little bit lopsided down in the lower-right corner, but who am I to complain? You put this in the microwave for 15 seconds and you’ve got one happy man on your hands.

Please make sure it is the donut you place in the microwave, though, and not the iPhone. That’s a mistake I’ve made far too many times, let me tell you.