Giant chocolate bar, with girl!
Man, I love me some Toblerone. That’s that triangular chocolate from Belgium or Sweden or one of those countries. You know. And it’s all broken into little pieces, but there’s just a tiny little bit on the bottom holding them together? Some people bite off pieces, but I like to use my fingers and break them off, because it gives that satisfying little sound, only sometimes it’s harder than it oughtta be and I get my fingernail pinched in there and I don’t like that. I also don’t like fingernails in general. But toenails – don’t get me started on toenails! If I could take a pill that would make me never have to clip my toenails again, I would pay good money for it, yes I would. Hate clipping my toenails. Wait a minute, what were we talking about again?
Oh yes, and also: Hellllloooo ladies!
