Holy crap! Or should I say, holy carp! BWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually, carp are seldom used for fish and chips. It’s usually haddock or cod or something like that. But still. Holy carp!
Lookit! A big magnifying glass! The irony here, of course, is that this thing actually makes things look smaller. They did it wrong.
Also: Hellllooooo ladies!
During the cultural pinnacle of the Ottoman Empire, beds of this size were the rule rather than the exception. General Dormier Tsusk IV had three of them, all in one room, for his concubines. And a separate one for the chickens. The man loved chickens.
What the hell is this? I never have any idea what’s going on.