Giant kitty needs a home!
Kind of a sad story tonight out of New Jersey – an abandoned kitty needs a home. The kitty weighs 44 pounds, and will eat your cell phone or your arm if you wave it in front of her.
“She’s built like a quarterback,” said Deborah Wright, a shelter volunteer and current foster owner of the kitty. “I mean, how do you lose a 44-pound cat?!”
Shelter officials are calling the porky cutie “Princess Chunk.”
Interestingly, Princess Chunk was the name of my 90s grunge rock band. We broke up after Zeke decided he was too good to play bass. Was going to go do spoken-word improv for Chrysler. What the hell? Any fool could see that Chrysler was only experimenting with spoken-word, they weren’t in it for the long haul. You look at Detroit today, there are hardly any automakers with a substantial spoken-word outreach program.
Zeke, you dumbass.
