I like big pies and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny! When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big pie …
Oh, never mind. This looks like they’re not even trying. If somebody doesn’t cover that thing up with some tissue paper or cling-wrap or something, the crust is gonna go totally stale. Then nobody’s gonna want it, I don’t care how much back it has. Take care of your baked goods, people!