I like big pies and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny! When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big pie …
Oh, never mind. This looks like they’re not even trying. If somebody doesn’t cover that thing up with some tissue paper or cling-wrap or something, the crust is gonna go totally stale. Then nobody’s gonna want it, I don’t care how much back it has. Take care of your baked goods, people!
24.Jun.08 
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Laugh all you want, suckers - this lady is probably smarter than all of us. You see, that hat is made of a special metal alloy that blocks the theta waves that are raining down on us every day from the space elevators. The theta waves were an unintended consequence of a benevolent technology gone horribly wrong, of course, and sometimes it falls to the people to find their own solutions.
This lady found a solution, and her mind is now safe. Plus, she looks snazzy. Who’s laughing now?
24.Jun.08 Divine hammer, Hats, People Comments (0)
I got nothin’. Damned kids these days.
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Here’s an interesting bit of trivia for you - did you know that the prairie dog is not actually a dog, but an arachnid? That’s right, it has eight legs, four of which it conceals underneath its thick fur. During the winter, when it leaves its burrow for nuts and fruit, it can often be seen walking around on all eights, snapping at fallen acorns.
This is truly a critter whose cuteness belies its ferocity - especially one of this size.
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