Giant bacon and waffle!
How much you wanna bet these things are covered with bite marks? Especially the bacon strips. I know if I was in the room, I’d be hard pressed not to press my teeth hard into them. Bacon is gooder than hell!
Hey, wait a minute … what if they put some kind of flavored coating on them? You know, so that you could lick them? Oh my goodness, that would be irredeemably wonderful. I think I need to go sit down for a minute. My back hurts all of a sudden.

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