Giant toilet!
Ahhhh hahahahahaha …. hahahaha … toilet!
28.May.08 
Appliances, Rear ends 
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Comically Large Things
Because sometimes, size matters.
This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!Giant can of Budweiser!
Heck yeah! Let’s get this party started! Let me just climb up on top of this big ol’ can of Bud and pop the top … hang on, hold that side of it … let me get my grip first, it’s all sweaty and wet … dude, hold it tight, TIGHT, I SAID …
DAMMIT! I fell off the can.
28.May.08 Food Comments (0)
Giant coin!
People who collect coins are called “noomismatics,” and those folks would salivate at the sight of this giant 2-dollar coin. What the photo doesn’t show, interestingly, is the giant vending machine that is situated just off to the right; next to it is a similarly large claw game, one of those things that always cheats and drops the stuffed animal right before you get it over the chute. I hate those things!
28.May.08 Checks, Office supplies Comments (0)
Giant pants!
Hey, check it out - I just made up another song! Sing this one to the tune of “No Air” by Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown:
Tell me how’m I s’posed to breath with no pants / Ain’t you gonna see me with big pants / Tried to wear ‘em to school but they kept falling down / Ooooohhh, no pants / Ooooohhh, big pants.
BIG PANTS, BIG PANTS!
That’s the greatest song in the world. Except the high note makes my throat hurt. I always sing it way too loud, and then regret it.
(Also: Helllloo ladies!)
28.May.08 People, Rear ends Comments (0)
Giant sushi roll!
I had some sushi last week for lunch. Tasted great, but it really upset my stomach - I was John Q. Bathroom for days, I tell you. You gotta watch out for the sushi, because when it’s good it’s good, but when it’s bad it will jack you straight up.
As for this maki roll here, well, it just looks sloppy to me. It hasn’t been sliced and plated, for one thing, but beyond that it looks like the ingredients are all out of proportion. And am I missing something, or is there no wasabi in there? Amateurs.
22.May.08 Food Comments (0)
Giant pink butt!
I’m at a loss for words. Truly. My heart aches with the magnificence of this. I have but this to offer: HELLLLOOOO LADIES!
(Get it? I have “but” this? AAAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic.)
22.May.08 Divine hammer, People, Rear ends Comments (0)
Giant fortune cookie!
“You are about to get one mother of a stomach ache. Why did you eat this thing, anyway? Don’t you realize that fortune cookies are not authentic Asian cuisine, but rather another crass bit of westernization? Shame on you. I bet you ordered sweet and sour chicken, didn’t you? You putz. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42″
22.May.08 Food Comments (0)
Giant pig, making a move on a nice lady!
Notice the happy look on everybody’s face in this picture. You see it? You see how happy they are to be standing there, smiling for the camera? Well, savor it, because ten seconds after this photo was taken, the pig was lying on the ground, the result of a crotch-ful of this woman’s knee.
Let me tell you something I’ve learned from experience, friends, and you’ll be wise to listen: Giant pigs are all hands. You see one wanting to get a photo with you and the little lady, you be on your guard. Get that ham sandwich look in your eye, and let the bastard know that you mean business.
22.May.08 Animals, Food Comments (0)
Giant monkey, with girls!
I’m really leery of piracy and copyright/brand infringement - I’ve had a bad taste in my mouth ever since I got burned on that copy of PhotoShop I got on eBay that turned out to be a dud (my first clue should have been the fact that PhotoShop was spelled with a “K”). And so, color me a cynic, but I’m inclined to believe that this is NOT Curious George but some cheap knock-off. Where’s the guy with the yellow hat? Where’s the Jack Johnson music? I call shenanigans on Curious Forge!
(Curious Forge! Isn’t that clever? Just came up with that, just now. Totally.)
Also: Hellllooo ladies!
16.May.08 Animals, Toys Comment (1)
Giant metal fish, attacking the Capitol!
Ever since the Great Monacle Debacle of 1972, metal fish have had to live their lives in hiding throughout most of North America. Nowhere is this more true than in Washington D.C., which was one of the battle’s central proving grounds.
Today, bands of metal fish wander the alleys, sewers and back streets of our nation’s capitol, smoking clove cigarettes and commiserating about what life used to be like for their kind; back in kinder times, before the days when bringing the head of a metal fish to the local constabulary meant a free chicken and a book of green stamps.
Occasionally, if you are lucky, you will see one of them that is brave enough to step away from the crowd and into the world that was once at least partially theirs. It usually happens at night, allowing them the ability to sneak back into the shadows at the first sight of a Regal Harpoon. They come seldom, they stay only a short time, and then they are gone - which is the story of the metal fish on the whole, as well.
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