“Judge says, ‘what you got in your defense, son?’ I said ‘57 channels and nothing’s on.’” Wouldn’t have had that problem if you had this sucker! I bet this thing could find entertaining content at the drop of an antennae-shaped hat. Why, I bet there’s a button here marked “Gooder Than Hell.” Gotta buy one of these.
Also, hellllloooo ladies!
10.Apr.08 
Appliances, People, Toys 
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Boy, it’s not often you get to type the words “giant” and “platypus” together. It’s lots of fun. You should totally try it! Maybe just fire up Notepad and type away. No need to deny yourself the entertainment!
10.Apr.08 Animals Comments (0)
Jeez-o-pete, would you look at this. Whatever happened to hygiene? Whatever happened to taking basic care of yourself? My god, the filth on this thing is crusted on so thick it’s actually two-tone. One shudders to think where this thing has been. Kids, do not suck on this one!
10.Apr.08 Hands Comment (1)
Get out of the way, everybody, because I’m about to rock this thing! The mike stand don’t stand a chance! Seriously, how much fun would it be to get on this thing and bust out a few bars of “Precious and Few” by Climax? Or maybe “After the Lovin’” by Engelbert Humperdinck. That’s one of my classics.
10.Apr.08 Musical instruments, Toys Comments (0)
