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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant remote control, with girl!

“Judge says, ‘what you got in your defense, son?’ I said ‘57 channels and nothing’s on.’” Wouldn’t have had that problem if you had this sucker! I bet this thing could find entertaining content at the drop of an antennae-shaped hat. Why, I bet there’s a button here marked “Gooder Than Hell.” Gotta buy one of these.

Also, hellllloooo ladies!

10.Apr.08 Appliances, People, Toys Comments (0)

Giant platypus!

Boy, it’s not often you get to type the words “giant” and “platypus” together. It’s lots of fun. You should totally try it! Maybe just fire up Notepad and type away. No need to deny yourself the entertainment!

10.Apr.08 Animals Comments (0)

Giant thumb!

Jeez-o-pete, would you look at this. Whatever happened to hygiene? Whatever happened to taking basic care of yourself? My god, the filth on this thing is crusted on so thick it’s actually two-tone. One shudders to think where this thing has been. Kids, do not suck on this one!

10.Apr.08 Hands Comment (1)

Giant microphone!

Get out of the way, everybody, because I’m about to rock this thing! The mike stand don’t stand a chance! Seriously, how much fun would it be to get on this thing and bust out a few bars of “Precious and Few” by Climax? Or maybe “After the Lovin’” by Engelbert Humperdinck. That’s one of my classics.

10.Apr.08 Musical instruments, Toys Comments (0)