Giant coffee cup, about to tump over!
AHHHHHHGGGHHGHH! EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE WAY! There’s a freakishly large cup of coffee up there, and it’s about to tump over, spilling god-knows-how-much scalding hot liquid on whomever is below! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
And yes, “tump” is a word. It’s an intransitive verb, meaning “to fall over.” I totally looked it up.

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Shouldn’t you have simply said “about to tump?” Wouldn’t “tump over” mean “fall over over?” Like ATM machine? Or PIN number? Am I a pedant? I believe I am!
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