Giant taco!
Helllllloooo ladies! Nice looking taco you’ve got there. It’s rather large.
But I wonder why you felt the need to write the word “taco” on the side of it. Did you think you would forget what it is, as if its shape weren’t self-evident? Because if you were planning to put it aside for some period of time before ingesting it, maybe it would have been a better choice to place it in some sort of container - Tupperware, perhaps, or a simple sheen of Saran Wrap - and mark said container with the taco moniker. As it is, though, you’re about to eat a not-insubstantial amount of Sharpie fluid. That can’t be good for you.
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