Giant doorknob!
Geez, would you look at the size of the knob on this door? It’s ridiculous! Totally out of proportion to the rest of the thing!
27.Mar.08 
Musical instruments, Noses 
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Comically Large Things
Because sometimes, size matters.
This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!Giant sandwich!
Dude, are you gonna eat all that? Because I call halfsies! Oh, wait a minute, that’s the Supreme, which has mayo on it. Never mind, you can have it.
27.Mar.08 Food Comments (0)
Giant beer!
Bottoms up! Let the good times roll. Copious amounts of liquid bread + girl = gooder than hell!
27.Mar.08 Food, People Comments (0)
Giant banana!
I wonder if I could get somebody to help me peel this. Because my wife just bought me a giant gravy boat (more about gravy boats and their impact on society later), and this sucker would totally fit in it. Then, I could slather it with ice cream and hot fudge and get upside-down in that mess!
27.Mar.08 Food Comments (0)
Giant martini, and couple in purple suits!
WOO-HOO! Who wants to go LARPing?!?! YES! You need a big martini if you’re going to do it properly, and it looks like this couple has already downed a comically large cocktail. But they didn’t eat the olives along the way, which is kind of a shame.
24.Mar.08 Food, Hats, People Comments (0)
Giant pair of lips, smoking a cigar!
Wonder what this store sells. Lipstick? Costume jewelry? Model airplane glue and paint? Cigars? I dunno. But that’s a heckuva cigar, I’ll tell you that, and it looks like the lips are saying something. Can’t make it out, though.
24.Mar.08 Office supplies, Toys Comments (0)
Giant pencil!
Hey, I heard you missed us … we’re back! I brought my pen-cil! Gimme something to write on!
21.Mar.08 Pencils, People Comments (0)
Giant shrimp! With a hat and a gun!
I really enjoy typing the phrase “giant shrimp,” because it’s inherently contradictory. It’s like saying “tiny behemoth” or “interesting game of golf” - by it’s very nature and definition, simply not possible. But this giant shrimp defies convention right out of the gate, namely by wearing a ten-gallon hat and carrying a firearm! Nobody better screw around with ol’ Deputy Cocktail Sauce here. Because he’s packing. Nice bandana, too.
21.Mar.08 Animals, Food, Hats Comments (0)
Giant flip-flops!
One time my uncle Kool-Aid decided he wasn’t going to shower for a year, to protest gasoline prices. Kool-Aid wasn’t the best smelling guy to start with, and this little protest of his didn’t help matters. By the end of month six, he had stuff growing in his shoes - mushrooms, I believe they were. God, it was awful.
17.Mar.08 Shoes Comments (0)
Giant pink eye!
Here’s an interesting gift idea: this guy made a giant paper mache eye for his girlfriend, then put a picture of himself inside it, holding a “Happy B-day” sign. I’ll bet he serenaded her with some romantic tune, too, maybe “I Only Have Eyes For You.” Classy!
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