Comically Large Things

Geez, would you look at the size of the knob on this door? It’s ridiculous! Totally out of proportion to the rest of the thing!

Dude, are you gonna eat all that? Because I call halfsies! Oh, wait a minute, that’s the Supreme, which has mayo on it. Never mind, you can have it.

Bottoms up! Let the good times roll. Copious amounts of liquid bread + girl = gooder than hell!

I wonder if I could get somebody to help me peel this. Because my wife just bought me a giant gravy boat (more about gravy boats and their impact on society later), and this sucker would totally fit in it. Then, I could slather it with ice cream and hot fudge and get upside-down in that mess!

WOO-HOO! Who wants to go LARPing?!?! YES! You need a big martini if you’re going to do it properly, and it looks like this couple has already downed a comically large cocktail. But they didn’t eat the olives along the way, which is kind of a shame.

Wonder what this store sells. Lipstick? Costume jewelry? Model airplane glue and paint? Cigars? I dunno. But that’s a heckuva cigar, I’ll tell you that, and it looks like the lips are saying something. Can’t make it out, though.

Hey, I heard you missed us … we’re back! I brought my pen-cil! Gimme something to write on!