Posted on February 7th, 2008 in Food | No Comments »
If you’re lactose-intolerant, don’t even look at this picture. I’m not sure whether or not this thing is full, but if it is, oh man. That better be a load-bearing wall it’s positioned over.
Hey, you know what’s great? That cereal that changes the color of the milk. Kick-ass! I always liked the strawberry one. I think it had those round crunchy things in it.
Man, look at this fork! It’s almost unsightly, it’s so big. Impractical. Well, it’s impractical if you’re using it to eat, I suppose, but it’s probably pretty great at serving up food on to the plate. Looks like that’s what’s going on here.
But you know what? Despite my previous trepidation, I’d still like to give it a shot – you know, dipping this thing into a big Rubbermaid tub full of macaroni and cheese and pulling myself out a horse-sized bite. That would be gooder than hell!