DUDE, GET OUT OF THE WAY! There’s a huge pizza cutter rolling toward you … and dammit if it doesn’t look like your “friend” is doing the pushing! You call that guy a friend? Look, he’s even smiling as he does it! I bet he’ll be laughing his rear end off once he bisects your upper leg. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself, homes, and get some new friends.
20.Feb.08 
Appliances, Divine hammer, Food 
Comments (2)
You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away and know when to say “hey, bra, you think we could get some normal playing cards in time for next month’s game? Seriously. And Deke, leave the fish tank alone. C’mon. Leave the fish alone.”
20.Feb.08 Toys Comments (0)
You know that old saying about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, or something? Turns out it’s three. Three angels can dance on the head of a pin.
15.Feb.08 Office supplies Comments (0)
Stacy and Clinton would have a field day with this! That shade of green is all wrong - ALL WRONG I TELL YOU - for see-through. And where’s the clean line? There isn’t one. Plus, those bottom pockets are way disproportionate with the top ones. If you wear this, people are going to stare at you - and not in a good way, honey.
15.Feb.08 Office supplies, Robots Comments (0)
