Giant pizza cutter!
DUDE, GET OUT OF THE WAY! There’s a huge pizza cutter rolling toward you … and dammit if it doesn’t look like your “friend” is doing the pushing! You call that guy a friend? Look, he’s even smiling as he does it! I bet he’ll be laughing his rear end off once he bisects your upper leg. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself, homes, and get some new friends.
Reader's Comments
That is not a pizza cutter its one of those olde timey erasers with the brush.
I think that is actually a comically large wheel eraser with attached brush. You don’t see those much any more (comically large or not) but old farts like me remember them.
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