Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

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Giant peach! (Recipe inside)

Unquestionably the most sexual of all fruit, the peach is also one of the most delicious. Here’s a great way to enjoy your 800 lb. peach:

Slice peach in half, remove pit and cut the fruit into wedges. Place wedges into titanic skillet, and add 50 gallons of honey and 2 quarts of orange juice. Simmer over medium heat until peach flesh begins to break down. Serve warm, over 900 cubic feet of vanilla bean ice cream.