Archive for January, 2008:

Giant library card!

{ Posted on Jan 04 2008 by admin }
Categories : Office supplies, People


Hey look, it’s a giant library card! Woo-hoo! This means you can finally reserve and take home your copy of Johnny McBiggington’s Big Stuff and Large Things and Whatnot Etcetera! Now, if only they had the foresight to purchase a sufficiently large barcode scanner. Curses! Foiled again!

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Giant horse, trying to abscond with some nice people!

{ Posted on Jan 04 2008 by admin }
Categories : Animals, Divine hammer, Toys

Mall owners need to be more diligent about the kinds of things they allow within their space. Look at this irresponsibility, for instance – a scientifically impossible horse, trying to make off with a nice family of shoppers! Somebody is going to lose their job in front of this, I tell you.

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