You know, as I reflect upon the very nature of this photo, I have to ask whether or not it is relevant. After all, isn’t Godzilla inherently large? Wouldn’t it really be interesting to see a comically small Godzilla? I dunno. My head hurts.
Let the good times roll! Exquisitely trimmed and groomed beards/mustaches, elegant clothes, world-class chapeaus. And a bottle of something. This, my friends, is living!
Let me tell you something – if you put one of these in your kitchen or living room, you’re just asking for trouble. Look at the size of that blade – exposed, with no sort of safety mechanism! Trouble. That’s all this is. And I much prefer the rustic sorts of edges you get when you break cheese by hand, anyway. (Please note: I have successfully gone this entire time without a fart joke. Hooray for me!)
Hello girls! Here we have some nice folks using crayons that are ill-suited for writing or coloring. They’re just too big! If you have to use both hands to manipulate the writing instrument, you don’t have a hand free to hold the paper or coloring book in place. That means the paper or the book is gonna go sliding all over the place. A recipe for frustration. Coloring is supposed to be fun!
Man, am I hungry. Hungry, I say! Famished. Could eat darn near anything. That said, this sandwich does not look appetizing to me. I like salt and fat as much as the next guy, but everything has its limits. I wonder if it would be possible to extricate the cheese and tomato? Perhaps part of this is salvageable.
Holy crap, look at the size of this hose! Unbelievable. You know what would be totally bitchin’ camaro, is if you had a proportionately large sprinkler – one of those that spins around? No, wait, wait EVEN BETTER! A slip-and-slide thing big enough to accommodate the flow of water this sucker puts out! I think I’d probably be too scared to use it, now that I think about it.
Look, right there, do you see it? No, not the sign, just to the left of it. No, no, that’s too far. No, I mean the big black thing with the yellow beak … YES! That’s it! It’s some kind of humongous bird-creature, and it’s hunched itself down right beside the highway. God help the driver of the first vehicle it thinks is a piece of millet! Or a fish, I suppose. Birds eat fish, don’t they?
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