Giant donut!
I don’t know who Randy is, but he’s one lucky sucker. The guy’s got a donut so big, he has to put it on the roof of his house! Check that … multiple donuts! Mother of god, it’s plural! Still, you can’t have everything you want in life. Randy might have some amazing donuts, but his house looks more like a restaurant than a house. And what if it rains? There’s a very real chance that donut will get soggy. And then I won’t want to eat it.
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It’s a little known fact that Randy’s Donuts helped conceive the Pillsbury Doughboy.
/dammit, I know there’s a joke in there somewhere!
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