Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant lobster!

The lobster is a truly delicious creature, but generally speaking it’s tough to recommend from a cost/benefit standpoint - the flavor is there, but often the value proposition simply isn’t, once you factor in the price-per-pound and the fact that most of the creature is inedible. All of that goes out the window when you’ve got a lobster this big, because the freakin’ claw on this thing would be extraordinary! I would fill my sink up with clarified butter and dunk that sumbitch in it! Then I’d eat it!