Giant peach!
Unbelievable. What will science accomplish next? Here’s a peach that grew so large, its owners were able to hollow it out and turn it into a retail establishment. Looks like they had a little bit of an engineering feat on their hands in the form of flattening the bottom - if they hadn’t done that, this thing might roll away. And that would be terrifying for the people working inside, even more terrifying than the spectre of being inside a dimensional peach itself.

Reader's Comments
The hell? I came here looking for a children’s book and I get this crap!!!11
You. Are. Made. Of. Awesome.
Seriously, you win at life. Win. At. Life.
This is making me use a lot of periods.
You get a bookmark, and a shiny gold star!
~Em
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