I got my pen-cil … gimme something to write on! This is a great looking pencil, and I bet it writes like a dream. But if you were to absent-mindedly chew on the eraser, you might get a stomach ache -that’s a lot of eraser, after all! And if you were to make the mistake of tucking this behind your ear, you might end up with some real cartilage pain.
18.Oct.07 
Office supplies, Pencils 
Comment (1)
Why do I love this so much? Because it’s bad-ass is why! I would totally put this sucker in my truck, then I’d be ready to roll. Do you like Def Leppard? I sure hope so, because I’m gonna be cranking “High and Dry” once I get this thing in the truck! Rock of ages, ya’all!
11.Oct.07 Appliances, Musical instruments, Vehicles Comment (1)
Man, I love cake. I can eat me some cake! Yessir. Tastes real good. Wash it down with some milk, maybe some fresh coffee … that’s clean living right there! My god, I hope nobody accidentally bumps into this cake and spills it on the floor. Do you know how hard frosting is to clean up? Especially if it gets on your clothes.
11.Oct.07 Food Comment (1)
Hey, look, it’s that big old piano, like the one in the movie “Big!” Remember that? Man, that movie rocked! Remember when he looked in his pants for the first time? Or what about when he used all that dental floss? So funny!
You know what else is a great movie? “Mannequin.” Kim Cattrall was so hot in that. And that Starship song … that absolutely kicked all the ass!
Oh, and also - hello ladies!
10.Oct.07 Musical instruments, People Comment (1)
