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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant thing, or something!

This guy is taking a sip from a plastic thing that looks like a big coffee cup. Or wait a minute … is that a golf bag? Like one of those shock-resistant ones, for guys who go golfing in the jungle? You know, the more I look at it, the more I think it’s a garbage can. Dude, quit drinking out of the garbage can! That’s filthy.

22.Oct.07 Food, Office supplies Comments (2)

Giant book!

Holy cow, look at the size of that book! And even more amazing is the fact that somebody managed to get it stuck up in the corner like that. I bet that took two or three people, plus another one to hold the ladder. I can’t make out what this book is, but it looks serious - lots of little print. Probably doesn’t have any pictures.

22.Oct.07 Books Comment (1)

Giant spider, attacking children!

Kids, GET AWAY FROM THERE! This is how giant spiders operate - they put on a friendly face, usually a comically exaggerated one, and that’s how they lure you in. But behind that smiling face is a heart that pulses with dark arachnoid hatred! PUT DOWN THE PUMPKINS AND RUN FOR IT! NOW!

18.Oct.07 Animals Comment (1)

Giant pumpkins!

Woe to the pumpkin, that most lowly and misunderstood of creatures … believed by many to be a vegetable, the pumpkin is actually a member of the rodent family, rodentia. But it is often misunderstood because it is very, very sedentary. And I mean, these things almost never move around. They also look very much like vegetables, what with the way they grow out of the ground and all. Make no mistake, though: these things have feelings, and families, and emotions. And then look at these two - yowza!

18.Oct.07 Animals, Food Comment (1)