Giant spider, attacking children!
Kids, GET AWAY FROM THERE! This is how giant spiders operate - they put on a friendly face, usually a comically exaggerated one, and that’s how they lure you in. But behind that smiling face is a heart that pulses with dark arachnoid hatred! PUT DOWN THE PUMPKINS AND RUN FOR IT! NOW!
Reader's Comments
Looks like one of them “Silly-Sprinkler” things my neighbor had as a kid. I thought it was stupid.
I didn’t have anything like that. When he washed his truck, Dad would sometimes spray the hose at me and laugh.
My neighbor had a Vertibird too. I hated him.
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