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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant pumpkins!

Woe to the pumpkin, that most lowly and misunderstood of creatures … believed by many to be a vegetable, the pumpkin is actually a member of the rodent family, rodentia. But it is often misunderstood because it is very, very sedentary. And I mean, these things almost never move around. They also look very much like vegetables, what with the way they grow out of the ground and all. Make no mistake, though: these things have feelings, and families, and emotions. And then look at these two - yowza!


Reader's Comments

  1. Alan |

    Is there truly a safe way to weigh pumpkins that big?

    I don’t think so.

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