AAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHGGGHGHGHGHH! Kid, get out of the way! There’s a giant mantis or cricket or something behind you. I know you want to smile for the camera, but for the love of God, get out of the way!

And honestly, where are the parents? Presumably, they’re the ones taking the picture. But who would waste their time taking pictures when their child is being infringed upon by a massive bug?