Comically Large Things

This poor lady – look at that expression on her face! She’s encountered an ear swab of statuesque proportions, and she doesn’t quite know what to make of it. In fact, it’s got her so confused that she’s attempting to swab her nose with it. What, does your brain itch? That thing is too big for any practical usage involving the human body. You might be better served by using it to clean those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies around the bathroom sink. But for the love of God, quit trying to stick it into your nose!