Giant lamp!
This little light of mine / oh, I’m gonna let it shine / let it shine, let it shine / let it shine, OH GOD IT HURTS MY EYES! Really, who needs a lamp this big? And what exactly are you up to that you need this much light? Pay attention, people - you’re seeing debauchery in action!

Reader's Comments
FAAAAAKE!
C’mon! That’s not a real girl!
Where can I get one? I like to do a little reading before bed.
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