Giant corn dog!
I saw this and had to write another song. You know how it is; when you’re too legit to quit, the rhymes just come naturally. Sing this one to the tune of “Potential Break-Up Song” by Aly & AJ:”This is a / giant corrrrrr-rrrn dog/ it’s fried meat on a stick / it’s makes me smile, yeah baby / This is a / giant corrrrrr-rrrn dog / I’M GONNA DUNK THIS SUMBITCH IN A BATHTUB FULL OF KETCHUP AND EAT THE MESS OUT OF IT / HOPE I DON’T HURT MYSELF ON THE POINTED STICK”
Reader's Comments
The notes on the photo say it was originally from a Playtex recycling center.
/kidding.
That’s the most hilarious thing I’ve read in a long time. Thank you.
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