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Comically Large Things

Because sometimes, size matters.

This is a site dedicated to things that are abnormally large. You should totally read all of the stuff on this site, internalize it, take it home with you and meditate on it. This is the essence of life, the breath of Gaia, the very reason we are all here. Disproportionately large stuff = happy. Rock on, my children!

Giant ant, attacking airplane!

There’s something about this photo that makes me question its authenticity. I guess it’s the rough, watercolor-ish sepia tone thing. Doesn’t look real to me. If I didn’t know better, I’d say somebody just drew this. Also lending to my skepticism: the fact that this ant attack was never on the news. It surely would have been, wouldn’t it? I mean, I realize the news industry has become sadly celebrity-centric, but they’d have to report on something like this, wouldn’t they?

24.Sep.07 Animals, Divine hammer, Vehicles Comments (2)

GIant truck!

VVVRRRROOOOOOOOOMMM! What’s his name!?! Big ol’ truck. F’in A!

24.Sep.07 Vehicles Comment (1)

Giant frosted donut!

Donuts are the best. And I love cake too, but mainly because of the frosting. You know how the old tobacco executives secretly referred to smokes as a “nicotine delivery system”? Well, to me, cake is just a frosting delivery system. Which is why it surprises me to find that I’ve never thought of this … frosting a donut! Sheer genius! And of course, it’s only one small step from that to this.

24.Sep.07 Food Comment (1)

Giant robo-bird skeleton!

I’ve always said: When the revolution comes and the giant robotic skeleton-birds take over, I want to be in Madagascar. Why Madagascar? Just ask any Risk player … it’s the safest place on earth! Very defensible. And defensible counts when you’re confronted with a soulless, blood-sucking army of skeleton robot birds like this one here. Australia’s not a bad place to hole up, either. Everybody goes for Asia because it gives you the most points, but you can’t hold that long-term.

24.Sep.07 Animals Comment (1)