Let me tell you something from first-hand experience, my friends: You might think it would be taken as flattery if you go to a chili festival and dive into the pot, but it doesn’t work that way. They look askance at that. Better to wait for them hand out bowls of the stuff. Chefs can be so particular.
25.Sep.07 
Appliances, Food 
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The use of preservatives in our food supply has officially gone too far. Our foodstuffs are now growing eyeballs, teeth and feet. I ask you, who wants to eat this? Find me the hungriest person you know and I’ll lay you ten bucks they won’t take a bite of this monstrosity. What has science wrought?
25.Sep.07 Animals, Divine hammer, Food Comment (1)
You know what this makes me yearn for, don’t you? Heck yeah you do - freakishly large lemon wedge! I’d squeeze it all over this baby, and then I’d eat it. The fish, I mean, not the lemon wedge. Some people like eating lemons, but not me. They’re too sour. But I like eating fish.
25.Sep.07 Animals, Food Comment (1)
Frosted Lucky Charms … they’ll scare the crap out of you! This guy looks like he’s actually trying to pick up a girl wearing a giant leprechaun head. That says something about the man’s confidence. He’s got some. What he doesn’t have is a sense of either discretion or proportion. I wonder if that’s a homemade leprechaun head or if he bought it somewhere? I looked on Amazon, but didn’t see any.
24.Sep.07 Hats, People Comments (3)
